Cloud Clam Bur

“So, Pete Lake, tell me, what do you think about everyday?”

“Well mostly I think about myself, of course, because I’m so fabulous you see. But then I also think a lot a lot about how great I could be. I’ll give you and example Mr. attractive and famous TV show host: If this conversation were real, I would have had to have achieved something really great in order for me to be talking to you right here on your amazing and popular show, and especially for you to ask me about my mundane everyday day thoughts, which are all so incredible, entertaining and enlightening in reality.  I sometimes think ‘Perhaps if I wrote down everything I thought I could be this famous..’ But I don’t. And I cant tell if I’m dumb and stupid for not writing them down because they’re so smart and if I’m so smart for not writing them down because in reality they are all quite dumb AND stupid.”

(Audience laughs)

(Host chuckles)

(Wild applause)

(Musical guest performs)

(More wild, frantic and increasingly shirtless applause)

“Where am I?”

(Swig flask while they focus on the host)

(Escape during commercial.)

“…I wish for it every single day. I dream of simplicity of mind.  Because I dream of knowing things, holding them.”

“…Before I could answer and tell him it came from its mother and father, my associate who was with me began explaining where the bird came from, and begun his explanation at the beginning of time. Many complex explanations about cells and planets and many seemingly unrelated animals and things were given in order to better understand how the things we see came to be over time. It was a sound speech, but in the end the questioning child went with her gut, Just like we all do after were done gazing into Outer Space. And I cant blame her, I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.”

Salmon migrate.

Salmon remember their home.

Salmon are colorful. 

Salmon swim up stream. 

Salmon die in order to breed.

Salmurai.